Um...yeah....so average 15 year old, well...my name's Matt..... i like long walks on the beach, and romantic sunsets....wait..that's not what's supposed to be here.......shit

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

(Source: weeaboo-chan, via poster-ofagirl)

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

(via clrea)

benedict—cumberbitch:

Doctor Who Quotes: River Song, series 7

I love her so much wow

vampirevvekend:

i want my wedding to be catered by costco

(via ahmazingah)

itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

(Source: peachpup, via heyoverthereitsme)

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

(via uggatrip)

undead-marcher:

hadugenn:

drummernerd1:

This is what I find when I look up “marching band cartoon”

That feel when I’m Dan .

We all know your pain Dan.

(via franklyfarah)

(via mccartknee)

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

(Source: notgoodwolf, via deadrevolutionaries)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via apracticalman)